It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
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The reformed bachelor seemed to have forgotten that he was attached on the sands of Barbados yesterday.
In his defense, we wouldn't want him to hurt his fans' feelings! LOLz!
When Simon was mobbed by a bunch of bikini clad ladies, he thought _________________________________________.
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