As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
This photo provides a brief glimpse of what it would be like if Mileybird became a jail bird!
Miley Cyrus may no longer be in the
doghouse jailhouse for comments she never made about Beyoncé, but she recently posted a photo on Instagram of herself holding up a placard with her name on it, that made the pic appear very much like a mugshot.
Needless to say, she looked criminally good!
Miley was seen last night at Warwick Nightclub in the same clothes as her Instagram photo! We wonder if her name plate happened to be a gift from the club?
Or maybe this a stolen plate?! (CUE: Law & Order "dun-dun" sound effect!)
If Miley were to ever commit a crime, it would be ________________________.
[Image via Instagram.]