That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Charlie Sheen doesn't have a goddess anymore. He has a wife!
The Anger Management star and his pornstar girlfriend Brett Rossi were on vacation in Iceland over the weekend when they decided to secretly get hitched!
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 5, 2014
For some historical context, the building is Iceland's French consulate building where President Ronald Reagan and the USSR's Mikhail Gorbachev held a 1986 peace summit.
These two have been dating less than two months, so we're guessing things between them are totes too hot for a Cold War!
Charlie was previously married to Donna Peele, Denise Richards, and Brooke Mueller. Fourth time's the charm?
Congratulations, Charlie and S!
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