All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Charlie Sheen DIDN'T get married? What the fudge is going on here??
The Anger Management star tweeted the exciting news that he and his pornstar girlfriend Brett Rossi had gotten hitched, even providing the details of where and when.
But now it seems that he didn't make the relationship permanent after all! Unless you count tattooing her initials on his arm.
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 6, 2014
The hashtag he's referring to is #RumorMilUhPede in the original tweet. Not exactly the clearest indication that he was trolling. Though the presence of Ashton should have been a big clue we were being Punk'd…
Next time just try hashtagging #JK! For realz!
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