As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Poof! They're engaged!
Okay, so we're not sure he cast a spell on Chloe Gosselin to get her to fall for him, but David Copperfield did prove his love for his girlfriend with an engagement ring!
After having a child together about three years ago, David finally got down on one knee (or maybe levitated on one knee?) and popped the question to the French model.
"I'm engaged and in a committed relationship with Chloe in my mind and my heart."
And his 28-year-old finacé might not be under a love spell, but she sure sounds like she could be:
"I'm so lucky to have found David. There are very few people in the world like him. He's spent more than 30 years at the top of his profession. He's achieved some extraordinary things."
He's been working longer than she's been alive?!
Well, we're sure David has figured out a way to make himself not age, so their love will undoubtedly go on for many years!
[Image via WENN.]