This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Talk about bombing like Pearl Harbor!
Bad Boys director Michael Bay had a Sin City meltdown today on stage after an embarrassing equipment malfunction!
He was supposed to be delivering a keynote address on behalf of Samsung, but when the teleprompter stopped working he got totally flummoxed and just stormed off stage! He srsly broke out of there quicker than Sean Connery escaping from The Rock!
Wowzers!!! The talented filmmaker's frenzied action films are known for their reliance on slow motion, but this unexpected Las Vegas explosion happened in the blink of an eye!
We haven't seen an audience this confused and disappointed since the opening of Transformers 3!!
Speaking of which, the least he could have done was beat-box some iconic Transformers sound effects before transforming himself into the invisible man, LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]