We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
So that's why he's rocking the breakup beard!
We knew something was up after Jake attended a Lakers game solo in November - and now, multiple sources are confirming the couple's one-way ticket to Splitsville:
"They fizzled out. It happened a while ago — before the holidays.
Another source adding:
"Things were really good between Jake and Alyssa right up until he had to leave for L.A. to go shoot a movie [Nightcrawler] in the fall. Then the distance just really got to them.
Jakey-Poo has a seriously long history of dating (and splitting with) gorgeous females including Taylor Swift, Kirsten Dunst, and Reese Witherspoon - and unfortunately, Alyssa adds her name to the list!
We wish them the best moving forward…
But on a brighter note, HE'S SINGLE, LADIES!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]