This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
No matter what happens this awards season, Matthew McConaughey is definitely walking away with some sort of gold, pre-owned or otherwise!
"You, crazy Matthew, losing all of that weight [pats her stomach] — it's one thing to lose all of that weight and to look like that — that's harrowing enough — but then to run like you did, with a body like that?…Honey, if you don't win the Academy Award, I'm giving you mine!"
Wow, that is so kind of Liza!
Matthew was so AH-Mazing and inspired in Dallas Buyers Club, we wouldn't be surprised if he took that little gold man home with him.
But at least now, thanks to Mizz Minnelli, he has some insurance: her Oscar from Cabaret!