So sad and scary.
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Wait, has no one ever told Simon Cowell there's such a thing as three-way calling?!?!
Maybe he just couldn't decide between a Blackberry or an iPhone?!
The X Factor judge was spotted on a yacht in St. Barts talking on two different cell phones at the same time!
Hmmm… Simon's two-cell-phone-worthy news was probably ______________ !!
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