If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Bow down, y'all because the queen has arrived!
Britney Spears took some time to step down from her throne in Sin City to visit the mere mortals out in Los Angeles!
And it's a good thing she did, because she just won the award for Favorite Pop Artist at the 2014 People's Choice Awards!
Ch-ch-check out Britney's acceptance speech (above)!