Rihanna is filming something in Paris.
We repeat: RIHANNA IS FILMING SOMETHING IN PARIS!!!!
Does this mean we're all closer to new music than we think?!?!?
The update posted to the website (after using some good 'ol Google Translate) says:
Bow down, y'all because the queen has arrived!
Britney Spears took some time to step down from her throne in Sin City to visit the mere mortals out in Los Angeles!
And it's a good thing she did, because she just won the award for Favorite Pop Artist at the 2014 People's Choice Awards!
Ch-ch-check out Britney's acceptance speech (above)!