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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan's Stolen Laptop Has Naked Photos! Find Out All The Nude Deets HERE!

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Oh Lilo! Say it ain't so!

Actually, don't bother. We called this yesterday…

We reported earlier how we were a little nervous for Lindsay Lohan after her laptop was allegedly stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China; you know, on the not-so-off chance something scandalous happened to be on the computer!

Well, Lindsay's worst fears equals very confirmed!

Apparently, Lilo has a bunch of nude photos on the comp from seksi photo shoots that were never meant to be released!

We hope she had at least put the pics into a folder on her desktop that throws anyone off the scent of finding them, using a name like "TAXES" or "DEFINITELY NOT NUDIES!"

Meanwhile, Lindsay has offered up a reward of an unspecified amount to retrieve the laptop, the pics, and her peace of mind:

"Whatever it takes."

Hopefully, letting the thief keep the naked photos won't be part of their demands!

Apparently, there's also some super secret correspondences that she wants on the DL.

All in all, we hope Lilo gets her laptop back, but if not, get ready for the internet to finally crash for good, because we're guessing those photos might be leaked sometime soon.

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7 comments to “Surprise! Lindsay Lohan's Stolen Laptop Has Naked Photos! Find Out All The Nude Deets HERE!”

  1. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


    1

    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!



  2. 2

    is it just me or does this sound staged?

  3. TAYLORTFAIR says – reply to this


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    Re: chaz bonos korncob – Wow so Trashy of you



  4. 4

    Re: NinfaTurtle – Staged? I dont get the purpose of that. Its not like we havent seen her naked before, and the only benefit she would get from staging this would be the short lived publicity from it. I think it really happened, and that she might have a lot of compromising shit on that laptop she doesnt want made public.

  5. jrex says – reply to this


    5

    publicity stunt

  6. texasannie says – reply to this


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    she probably staged it and the photos will "magically" appear online and she'll "threaten" to sue, but is hoping she'll get a playboy or other deal out of it. she's so pathetic.

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Of course her computer has naked photos. It's Lindsay Lohan. She's not famous for her wise choices.