This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
Oh Lilo! Say it ain't so!
Actually, don't bother. We called this yesterday…
We reported earlier how we were a little nervous for Lindsay Lohan after her laptop was allegedly stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China; you know, on the not-so-off chance something scandalous happened to be on the computer!
Well, Lindsay's worst fears equals very confirmed!
Apparently, Lilo has a bunch of nude photos on the comp from seksi photo shoots that were never meant to be released!
We hope she had at least put the pics into a folder on her desktop that throws anyone off the scent of finding them, using a name like "TAXES" or "DEFINITELY NOT NUDIES!"
"Whatever it takes."
Hopefully, letting the thief keep the naked photos won't be part of their demands!
Apparently, there's also some super secret correspondences that she wants on the DL.
All in all, we hope Lilo gets her laptop back, but if not, get ready for the internet to finally crash for good, because we're guessing those photos might be leaked sometime soon.