Seriously, Kris Jenner is probably pissing herself in Calabasas right about now!
To kick off his wild speech, Mr. West declared:
"I am Kanye West."
Yep, sounds about right!
Her Madgesty is Queen for a reason!
Well, less of a model and more of a dancer to be exact!
The Like a Virgin diva reportedly got down and dirty with a seXXXy Dutch backup dancer named Timor Steffens over the holidays!
Madonna and her 26-year-old stud partAAyed together at Rudolph Valentino's super sweet Swiss New Year's Eve party, and sources swore love was most definitely in the air!
“The chemistry between Madonna and Timor was pretty intense.”
Other partygoers whispered cruel comments behind Madonna's back, saying she only ditched Brahim a few weeks ago, but the 55-year-old singer didn't give a damn!
The source continued:
“Some people at the party were whispering about how Madonna had just broken up with her ex, and now she’s already with a new guy… It’s that kind of crowd. Plus, you can’t really ignore the fact that Timor is SO much younger than Madonna. I mean, he’s basically a replacement for her ex. He looks just like Brahim… Madonna didn’t give a f*ck that people were whispering! She was really showing him off, drinking and dancing with him all over the place.”
Get it, gurl!! We're proud of you for rebounding with such a ridiculously good-looking young hottie!
Ch-ch-check out more super sex-ay pics of Timor (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]