Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Well, looks like her vajayjay is No Country For Old Men seeing as there's no room because of the loaded gun in there!
LOLz!! We kiiiiiiid, she totes proved there was room!
Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife, Jennifer McCarthy, no not THAT Jenny McCarthy, was arrested in New Mexico because she…
Wait for it…
Pulled a gun out of her VAGINA on her boyfriend after they got into an argument over ALIENS.
Just let that process for a second…
Are you ready? Because that's not even the best part.
The best part is that she pulled the gun on him, from her vajayjay, only after she dressed up in lingerie, seduced her boyfriend, and then had sex with him.
With the loaded gun inside her! It's a good thing only one of those items unloaded inside of her!
After she concluded having sex with her BF, who's probably scarred for life by now, she reportedly pulled the gun out of her vajayjay, looked at him and said:
"Who is crazy, you or me?"
Sooooo is that a hypothetical question oooooor….?
Well, at least, now we know what Cormac's next best-seller will be…
The Alien Road. No Vagina Gun Country. Who Is Crazy, You Or Me?
Call us up, Cormac, we've got ideas for days!
You can ch-ch-check out Jennifer's mug shot (below)!!
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