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Ex-Wife Of Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Pulls Gun Out Of Her Vajayjay After An Argument About Aliens! Get The Deets HERE!!!

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Jennifer Lawrence im going to pretend you didnt just ask me that

Well, looks like her vajayjay is No Country For Old Men seeing as there's no room because of the loaded gun in there!

LOLz!! We kiiiiiiid, she totes proved there was room!

Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife, Jennifer McCarthy, no not THAT Jenny McCarthy, was arrested in New Mexico because she…

Wait for it…

Pulled a gun out of her VAGINA on her boyfriend after they got into an argument over ALIENS.

Just let that process for a second…

Are you ready? Because that's not even the best part.

The best part is that she pulled the gun on him, from her vajayjay, only after she dressed up in lingerie, seduced her boyfriend, and then had sex with him.

With the loaded gun inside her! It's a good thing only one of those items unloaded inside of her!

BUT WAIT. It. Keeps. Getting. Better.

After she concluded having sex with her BF, who's probably scarred for life by now, she reportedly pulled the gun out of her vajayjay, looked at him and said:

"Who is crazy, you or me?"

Sooooo is that a hypothetical question oooooor….?

Well, at least, now we know what Cormac's next best-seller will be…

The Alien Road. No Vagina Gun Country. Who Is Crazy, You Or Me?

Call us up, Cormac, we've got ideas for days!

You can ch-ch-check out Jennifer's mug shot (below)!!

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3 comments to “Ex-Wife Of Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Pulls Gun Out Of Her Vajayjay After An Argument About Aliens! Get The Deets HERE!!!”

  1. perez peruser says – reply to this


    cue the music

  2. fake consultant says – reply to this


    It reminds me of the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"…

  3. @v@ says – reply to this


    Sure she did. Cough.