All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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2 Broke Girls? More Like 2 HIGHlarious Ladies!
The highlights from their cute opening skit included a reference to Kat's Golden Globes, a smoldering Ian Somerhalder, some zombies from The Walking Dead, Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar, a boobalicious Christina Aguilera, and a ferocious Sharknado shark attack!
With a lineup like that, the real winners last night were the people who chose to watch this opening!
Meanwhile, in the opening monologue, Brad Paisley and Heidi Klum both confused Beth for a waitress, before roughly 200 extras Broke Girls came out with burgers and fries that no one in the audience seemed to want!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video (above)!!!