If you thought the polar vortex was bad, well, you ain't seen sh*t!
Chicago, the Windy City, the birthplace of Walt Disney & Mandy Patinkin, is under siege by the most fiercely abhorrent weather anomaly the world has ever encountered!
Brace yourselves because what we're about to show you is far worse than any tsunami or earthquake! Even Sharknados look benign by comparison!
Prepare yourself for…a literal sh*tstorm!
Srsly! In downtown Chicago's Leo Burnett offices, it literally rained poop from the sky!!!
Eww! Ewww! Ewwwwwwww! This is the grossest thing ever!!!
For what it's worth, the ad company swears it ain't full of crap at all!
They allege the brown muck raining down upon the world's most unlucky cubicles isn't human waste, but water from a burst fire sprinkler!
Hmm. Sprinkler water can sit in pipes for a long time and wind up smelling just as bad as poop so, either way, this is a super sh*tty situation!
Perhaps they should close the building today on account of chocolate rain?
[Image via Instagram.]