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Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
This is such a cray cray plan we are actually suspicious that it was thought up by Kelso and not Ashton Kutcher!
Despite rumors Jess is claiming she's retired from acting, it seems Ashton isn't ready to let go of his one-time co-star. In fact, he already has big, HIGHlarious plans for her!
"Ashton has an excellent professional relationship with Jessica and is eager to revive her on-air career by pairing her with Mila in a movie comedy … Ashton loves Jessica’s whole vibe and wishes he could personally take control of her career, but for now he’s on the hunt for scripts and writers that could position Mila and Jessica as a comedy duo."
Hmm, okay, okay.
We weren't sure about this wackadoodle idea at first, but Jess and Mila becoming a comedy duo?
With Mila's sassy feistiness and Jess' adorbzie goofball style, this might just work. Well, plus they're crazy HOT!
"The thing with Ashton – and everyone knows this – he often talks a bigger game than he can actually deliver. Jessica has ZERO intention of ever acting again but Ashton’s convinced he’ll get her to sign on if he finds the right project."
Way to rain on our seXXXy AND funny lady parade!
Now, back to that other threesome…
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