Well, this isn't cool. Not cool at all.
It’s gonna get sloppy on Sunday everybody!
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are back as hosts of the Golden Globes and in addition to writing a whole new slew of snappy one-liners (sorry, Taylor Swift) the two funny ladies have also put together some new rules for their drinking game!
"Any time you see a gown with sleeves, you're going to drink. Any time they cut to Tom Hanks for a reaction shot, do five push-ups and you will be ripped by the end of the ceremony.”
Amy added on some others, saying:
"Every time I drink, everybody at home should drink. And if Bryan Cranston speaks, everybody has to do a little bit of meth. Just a touch, because that's all you need, just a touch.”
OK, well aside from that last one, we are SO doing this on Sunday! Ch-ch-check out the original rules from last year (below) and play along!
If you're 21 and not driving anywhere, that is. Please enjoy the Golden Globes responsibly, Perezcious readers!
-Drink any time an actress cries in a speech.
-Drink any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.
-Drink any time someone says, "I didn't prepare anything!"
-Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
-Take off an article of clothing any time they show Judi Dench.
-Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.