Earlier this week, the Nassau County District Attorney's Office explained to the judge:
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That’s because they jetted off to Hawaii for the Holidaze!
The couple cozied up at a private beachside home on the island of Kauai!
Baby it’s warm outside! Who needs a white Christmas when you’re in paradise with the one you love!
HA! Be careful with that thing, Mr. Mayer!
John went with jewelry rather than weapons for Katy, gifting her a pair of diamond angel wings!
Aw! Because she’s his angel!
You two couldn’t be more adorable if you tried!
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