That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
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You've got to be yolking!
Justin Bieber, who's already practically the musical version of Dennis the Menace what with all his pissing in buckets and spitting in faces, has increased his bad boy reputation once again!
This time, the Biebs is being accused of throwing eggs at his neighbor's house, and then scrambling back to his own home!
According to the victim, Justin's neighbor heard something banging against his house, and it wasn't Justin and Selena Gomez there to gift him with a Segway!
He allegedly walked out onto his balcony to find Justin midway through a lengthy barrage of his house with no less than twenty eggs, which he was throwing right at his door!
This neighbor, who has had run-ins in the past with JB, must have felt like a shell of a his former self after this intense offensive behavior!
"What the hell are you doing?"
The neighbor called the Sheriff's Department, and the cops took down an incident report.
We're not sure if they got to talk to Justin, but we hope that if all this is true justice is served…over easy.