That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
"The girls have turned to One Direction, and it's like they don't care about dad anymore. My 4-year-old's going 'Daddy, I like Harry.' And I'm like, 'Well I'm gonna punch Harry in the nose when I see him.'
She pulls out pictures of him, and she's hiding pictures in the room, and I pretend that I'm gonna rip them up and I get jealous, but if I see that little prick, he's gonna get it."
We're almost definitely sure Marky Mark is joking, but he does have a plan for how he's going to take them all down! He says:
"I could say, 'Hey I really wanna meet One Direction, I'm a big fan,' and invite them to the Transformers premiere. 'Maybe you can do the title track for the song,' and then I would beat the crap out of them."
Eesh! Remind us not to get on his bad side! We promise to say hi to our mother for you!
In all seriousness, Mark does have plans to use his star power to get his girls an intro, and BEFORE they hit puberty! He says:
"I am gonna make a point to try to get my daughters to meet them. I'd rather do it now - my oldest is 10, and she's into them as well - and that'll be the only time I'll ever introduce them to a boy. After that, they're getting locked up. It's Rapunzel time."
Ha! We didn't realize Mark was so funny! And that's what makes him beautiful! LOLz!