Umm, this is NOT what we were expecting from TLC.
Check out the official statement (below)!
[Image via TLC.]
This gives Woody's round up a whole new meaning.
Toy Story impersonator José Vasquez was arrested last night for the alleged forcible touching and sex abuse of "numerous girls" in Times Square.
Ugh, just gross! If we find out he ever used the phrase "there's a snake in my boots," we hope an actual sheriff brings him to justice!
We hope the first thing police do is remove the "AИDY" from his boot heel! If all this is true, he doesn't deserve to be this toy! In fact, this guy should be Lightyears away from children.
SRSLY we've heard of the Naked Cowboy before, but this crosses the line!
[Image via Byron Smith/New York Post.]