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Toy Story's Woody Is A Bad Cowboy Getting Arrested For Sex Crimes In New York City!

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This gives Woody's round up a whole new meaning.

Toy Story impersonator José Vasquez was arrested last night for the alleged forcible touching and sex abuse of "numerous girls" in Times Square.

Ugh, just gross! If we find out he ever used the phrase "there's a snake in my boots," we hope an actual sheriff brings him to justice!

We hope the first thing police do is remove the "AИDY" from his boot heel! If all this is true, he doesn't deserve to be this toy! In fact, this guy should be Lightyears away from children.

SRSLY we've heard of the Naked Cowboy before, but this crosses the line!

[Image via Byron Smith/New York Post.]

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3 comments to “Toy Story's Woody Is A Bad Cowboy Getting Arrested For Sex Crimes In New York City!”



  1. 1

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  2. 2

    my neighbor's step-sister makes $86/hr on the computer. She has been out of a job for 8 months but last month her check was $15202 just working on the computer for a few hours. view it now……..



  3. 3

    What a pervert!!!! To bad no one had a can of pepper spray!!!