That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Seems like the Osbourne ladies continue to be be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed about this breakup!
And continuing on the train of positivity is her mum, Sharon Osbourne, who shared the same loving sentiments for Kelly's breakup and her former vegan chef beau!
"I can't talk for my daughter, [but] Matthew is a lovely guy. They had two great years together of fun and love and to me, that's why engagements are so important. Engagements are a test run, aren't they? And so it didn't work for whatever reason but they are still good friends and will continue to be. It's just not right for them right now. So — let the auditions begin!"
Slow down with the matchmaking talk, Sharon!
Give Kelly some time to "do her" and she'll be good as new!
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