Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Apparently getting your own Sin City residency these days isn't too difficult!
In fact, you could argue it's easy as 1-2-3!
The Jacksons are the latest to take their talents to Las Vegas; they just announced a 40-show Planet Hollywood gig that begins on February 20th!
Obviously we'd love this more if Michael Jackson was alive and involved, but this still might work!
Want to see the show?
Just call their name, they'll be there! (They'll be there!)
LOLz, JK! You have to buy tickets, and they don't go on sale until January 11th!