[Image via Lindsay Lohan/Instagram.]
Great! Now, there are two more reasons why Justin Bieber will forever remain in a shirtless state of existence!
The Biebs showed off some brand new ink on Instagram (no, that's not some fancy euphemism for spray paint), as he recently got two new tattoos - one of a joker on his forearm, and the other of a compass on his tricep.
These new tats bring his total count somewhere between the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and the Birdman from the Miami Heat.
At this rate, by the time Justin is 30, he might have achieved a Memento level of tats!
Perhaps the compass signifies a new moral compass in 2014! You know, the type of compass that points away from pissing in buckets, spitting in faces, and egging houses!
Although Justin's joker tattoo might be him asking his haters, "why so serious?!"
[Image via Instagram.]