Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Tiny enough to fit in to a mini-fridge AND a dryer! LOLz!
"Yes, pants would have been more appropriate fitting-into-fridge attire. But, hey, I saw my opportunity and took it."
Scandalous booty shot!
Even though Michael's is a bit of a fail! LOLz!!
Christina also posted the dryer pic (below) with the LOLz inducing caption:
"Being small does have its benefits however. Look out for my new photo series, 'I Can Fit In That!'"
LOLz!!! What a great idea! We'd totally flip through that book!
Get working on it, gurlfriend!
[Image via Twitter.]