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SeXXXy Sasquatch Is Real & He's Horny As Hell!! Read An Excerpt From C*m For Bigfoot HERE!

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If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was freaky fanfic, then this will really perk up your pants popsicle!!!

Meet Virginia Wade. She writes books. Sex-ay ones. One of them is called C*m for Bigfoot.

Wanna guess what it's about?

Yup, banging Bigfoot! (And just a week after he was supposedly murdered, too.)

"Cryptozoological erotica" is a real thing. Take a minute to process that because it's even more disturbingly awesome than it sounds!

Ready to read an excerpt from Virginia's masterpiece about a woman who takes a liking to lovin' the most manly monster in town?

Ch-ch-check out this 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK excerpt…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

“From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale c**k that defied logic… He stroked his c**k, while I continued to lave his balls, taking one and then the other in my mouth.”

Whoa!! Bigfoot's gonads must be the size of overripe grapefruit!! And twice as succulent!

Talk about your literal ball gag, LOLz!!!

Hmm, which Hollywood hunk do U think should play Sasquatch in the inevitable film adaptation?

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    Khloe Kardashian needs a shave…