It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
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The 9 to 5 grind got you grinding your teeth? Sick of the talk around the water cooler? Don't even have a water cooler in your office? Did you just Google "water cooler?" Do you seriously not know what a water cooler is?
Then we've got the app for you!
There's a brand new app for the iPhone that helps you quit your job conveniently titled Quit Your Job! It's perfect for those who love funemployment, but hate writing out awkward texts.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS!
First, you click on "Begin the End" on the above screen! How ominous!
Next, you choose which of the following will be your text's unlucky recipient:
After you select the poor soul from your contact list, the app automatically generates your job's break up letter based on your earlier choices, like the following HIGHlarious donut-based excuse below:
After sending it out, the app eases the sorrow of your parting with a comforting message, as well as giving you the opportunity to apply for a new job:
Then, you can celebrate for the next couple of hours before you start to regret quitting your job!
[Image via Quit Your Job.]