Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But the season isn't even over!!
And yet Bravo is apparently already thinking ahead to the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because when it comes to ratings, this one is turning out to be a bit dull like, shall we say, cubic zirconia.
It seems that the ladiez of El Lay aren't all bringing the heat, so Bravo is considering dumping one in particular.
Yup, former child actress and rehabbed reality TV star Kim Richards isn't cutting it with her storyline about her pup Kingsley. Guess there really is only room for one TV pooch, eh, Giggy??
"The network is not entirely happy with the ratings for the current season of Beverly Hills and sadly, despite being Paris Hilton‘s aunt, she has little going on in her life. Viewers don’t care about watching Kim’s dog getting training. It’s boring!"
Well, it's kind of true. We mean, he doesn't even wear any cute puppy outfits!
"As you can imagine, Kyle is very unhappy about Bravo’s plans. She has made no secret of that fact that she’ll threaten to quit if her sister is fired."
We would be totes worried about this predicament, but Bravo has already found a hair replacement for Kyle in newbie Joyce Giraud.
Speaking of Joyce, it sounds like producers will be looking for someone just like her. We hear:
"They could be looking for at least two new housewives for the next season. In any event, producers will be looking for ladies with over the top lifestyles, who bring the drama. The Brandi [Glanville]-Joyce feud is really the only storyline so far this season that the audience is engaging with."
Wait…does that mean we're the only ones who want to know if Kingsley ever learns to, well, not destroy everything in sight??
Maybe they'll tell us at the reunion show!
Kingsley, Kingsley, Kingsley!
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