Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Especially if you happen to live in Puerto Rico or New Orleans!
Johnny Depp will be filming the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean 5 aka Dead Men Tell No Tales in those two YAR-Mazing locations!
And what's even stranger tidings is that the sequel will start filming sometime near the end of the year, much earlier than we previously thought!
Right now Geoffrey Rush and Keith Richards are set to come back, and Christoph Waltz is apparently interested in playing the ghost villain Captain Brand, but so far no Will Turner or Elizabeth Swan!