This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
Supposedly the Bieby is worried that the po-po could find drug-related texts and scandalous nekkid snaps!
For someone who serenades his grandma in the buff, we can't say we'd be surprised! LOLz!
But believe it or not, law enforcement isn't so interested in unwrapping JB's package. Instead, they snatched his cell to search for any texts that would incriminate him in that ultra messy egg incident with his neighbor.
We just hope pictures of on-again, off-again GF Selena Gomez's private regions don't leak!
We don't want any part of anything that would ruin her classy, squeaky clean reputation!