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Kellan Lutz’s Love Stick Makes Jon Hamm’s Hambone Look Like A Tic Tac! Is This Jaw-Dropping Bulge Pic Real!

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Holy shiz! Look out, Kellan Lutz!

There’s a giant one-eyed squid in your pants!

Oh wait…

That’s just your massive dong hangin' like a Genoa salami in a butcher shop window.

Daaaaayum! With a capital ‘D’!

This very revealing pic has all of the internet abuzz today!

But hold on though, Twihards. Don’t drop your panties just yet. Because as it turns out…Kellan’s big ‘ol bulge is a big ‘ol FAKE!

Noooo!!!

Ugh. Yes.

Ch-ch-check out the REAL, non-Photoshopped pic (below).

As seXXXy as Mr. Lutz is, we regretfully cannot confirm that he’s packing that much heat below the waist.

But we’ll always have this phony phallic shot to look at and dream!

[Images via antitwink.com and Facebook.]

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15 comments to “Kellan Lutz’s Love Stick Makes Jon Hamm’s Hambone Look Like A Tic Tac! Is This Jaw-Dropping Bulge Pic Real!”

  1. Size Queef says – reply to this


    1

    He's probably looking at a giant 46DD pair of boobies.



  2. 2

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  3. 3

    This is FAKE; he's average sized, if anything.

  4. Rangga says – reply to this


    4

    What A D***! LOL

  5. nfff says – reply to this


    5

    If that is real and not photo shopped. Then he looks average size.



  6. 6

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  7. lilz says – reply to this


    7

    mijo,
    that is not big, a little thick maybe. What it is , is a high one that pokes out( probably 7 pulgaditas when hard). side of leg bulge is the shit dreams are made of…

  8. james says – reply to this


    8

    Place up a little too high as well



  9. 9

    you fucking pervert



  10. 10

    Re: nfff – That's like double the thickness of an average sized peen. You should really read a book on male anatomy. Not having a porn size dong =/= average.

  11. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    11

    And to think…Miley's disease-ridden std FILLED DIRTY LITTLE TONGUE WAS ALL OVER THAT FOR 'BOUT TWO MINUTES, 'TILL HE CAME WHILE THINKING OF Zac Efron………

  12. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    12

    Prolly has it all super-glued with plastic…these CELEBUTARDS know what they are doing, and he had this all planned for publicty……he is a big F A G !

  13. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    13

    Does it not seem a little HIGH for a c*ck…? I mean, it is suppossed to be BETWEEN legs, not at the bottom of the stomach ! F A K E !

  14. Kat says – reply to this


    14

    That is not big More So …..average

  15. Will says – reply to this


    15

    Is THAT whats considered "massive" in Hollywood?? Lol no wonder all these entertainers have such fragile egos!