We've been waiting to hear what Renee Zellweger has to say!
And finally she is speaking about her much talked about appearance.
The 45-year-old actress commented on all the questions about her new look:
[Image via WENN.]
Holy shiz! Look out, Kellan Lutz!
There’s a giant one-eyed squid in your pants!
That’s just your massive dong hangin' like a Genoa salami in a butcher shop window.
Daaaaayum! With a capital ‘D’!
This very revealing pic has all of the internet abuzz today!
But hold on though, Twihards. Don’t drop your panties just yet. Because as it turns out…Kellan’s big ‘ol bulge is a big ‘ol FAKE!
Ch-ch-check out the REAL, non-Photoshopped pic (below).
As seXXXy as Mr. Lutz is, we regretfully cannot confirm that he’s packing that much heat below the waist.
But we’ll always have this phony phallic shot to look at and dream!