As if this story wasn't already scandalous, things just got a whole lot more interesting!
Josh is not slated to appear.
[Image via FOX News.]
Holy shiz! Look out, Kellan Lutz!
There’s a giant one-eyed squid in your pants!
That’s just your massive dong hangin' like a Genoa salami in a butcher shop window.
Daaaaayum! With a capital ‘D’!
This very revealing pic has all of the internet abuzz today!
But hold on though, Twihards. Don’t drop your panties just yet. Because as it turns out…Kellan’s big ‘ol bulge is a big ‘ol FAKE!
Ch-ch-check out the REAL, non-Photoshopped pic (below).
As seXXXy as Mr. Lutz is, we regretfully cannot confirm that he’s packing that much heat below the waist.
But we’ll always have this phony phallic shot to look at and dream!