Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh, it's going down!
But sadly, everything is uber confidential as the adored diva rehearses (above), so we guess we'll just have to dream up the finished product! LOLz!
As Miley belts it out and touches herself, we imagine the grand finale of the Bangerz show will include ____________________________________.
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