Laura may have mysteries... but Debra puts it all out in the open!
Oh, it's going down!
But sadly, everything is uber confidential as the adored diva rehearses (above), so we guess we'll just have to dream up the finished product! LOLz!
As Miley belts it out and touches herself, we imagine the grand finale of the Bangerz show will include ____________________________________.
[Image via Twitter.]