Well, this seems a bit more sincere than all those stolen apologies were!
After Shia Labeouf took his anger out on a pub patron and head-butted him last night in London, he tried to make peace with a drunk, rambling apology.
At least it wasn't an LSD infused one!
The actor started by saying:
"I'm not tryin' have anymore problems, ya know what I'm saying? I'm really just trying to make peace… I'm a normal human being. I'm not trying to shit on nobody. Hey, I'm a human being, you know what I mean?"
We're glad that's confirmed! LOLz!! We were starting to worry!
He then goes on to repeat a phrase that ALMOST sounded like a mantra to us.
"I'm super normal. I am super normal. I'm super normal. Like more normal than most."
Then, he tried to clear the air and explain why he was mad and said:
"When people wanna get hostile, they shit on my girls mom? Or say things that are out of turn?"
But he's interrupted by one of the British girls who says:
"She struck me first."
He understands, and finally ends his apology by stating:
"Right and I'm sorry about that. I got no control over that. I'm just trying to make peace, ya know?"
We wonder what he'll write in the sky as an apology next?
"I'm normal" over and over again, maybe?
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