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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Who knew that a night that started out with Jennifer Lawrence talking about her armpit vagina on the red carpet could get even crazier!
Emilia Clarke forgot about her dragons as she got lost in Jared Leto's eyes!
Sofia Vergara showed the world her other assets!
…because she had more important photobombing duties with Lupita Nyong'o!
Julia Roberts' fans channeled the zombies on The Walking Dead!
Sandra Bullock was seduced by gravity's pull!
Mariah Carey tried to steal Cuba Gooding Jr.'s time to shine!
Lupita was overwhelmed her first SAG award!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus channeled Selina Meyer in her acceptance speech!
Kerry Washington threw some scandalous shade!
Rita Moreno did a little dance…
…then made a little a love!
And then finished with an explosive F-bomb all over our faces!
And she ain't sorry about it neither!
And Ben Affleck wasn't affleckted by any of it!
Helen Mirren invoked Shakespeare with her word play!
Emma was like "so what I'm drunk?"
…and she sure showed it!
Cate Blanchett gave a happy ending to one lucky statue!
Bryan Cranston gets to first base with Aaron Paul!
and then he fixed his face for Aaron!
Only to be cheated on by him!
But that's okay, because he moved on to drunker things!
J.Law put her Katniss strength on full display!
…Cuba was hurt over Mariah stealing the show, so he Kanye-ed Ben Affleck with an MLK shout out!
And finally, Sofia explained what everyone was going to do for the rest of the night!
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