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Ben Affleck Jokes About His Blue-Veined Bat Peen At The PGAs!! Deets On His Dong Prank HERE!

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Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!

Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!

He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!

It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.

He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:

"Yes I peeked. And yes, Comic Con, he can play Batman."

Hey-oh!!

The 41-year-old actor could've ignored the crack about his (apparently) un-caped crusader or he could've told Chuck to Argo-eff himself, but Ben took the wacky wang pun and he ran with it!

In fact, he went so far as to compare his manhood to Michael Fassbender & Matt Damon's!!!

He confessed:

"I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, ‘You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big d–k,. I was like, ‘You know, isn't that always how is goes? The one time it happens and I miss it!' Thank you very much. Whoever you are, God bless you. I'm often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so…"

Ha! Perfect response!

All we need now are pictures that prove it!!

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