This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Justin Bieber is at it "eggain".
LOLz! Sorry, we had to!
yolks jokes aside, the Biebs is probably feeling the heat after some rumored text messages have leaked like an egg over easy.
Not only did he supposedly text his private bits to Selenita, but it seems he also dissed his one-time lady's own private bits!
You've got to check out the HIGHlights of this rumored leaked and super wackadoodle convo…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
"Baby come on. I love you" (JB)
"I don’t buy that bullshit anymore. I was honest with you and I gave you a second chance. All my friends were right, You’re such an a**hole." (SG)
"You’re all I need right now. I know I can make it right with you." (JB)
"U r a drug addict. U need help." (SG)
"Come on. Don’t tell me you don’t miss this." (paired with pic of JB grabbing erect peen)
"Stop it. You need to listen to Scooter [Braun, his manager] and go to rehab. U r sick." (SG)
"Rehab? F*ck that! I make that f***er so much money." (JB)
"And how can u let [Lil Za] take the fall or your actions. U need to grow the f*ck up. I hope you get jail time [for the egging attack]. U deserve it at this point." (SG)
"F*CK YOU!!!!! I need to grow up?! HA ok! Enjoy life with OUT ME B*TCH!!! F*ck you. F*ck Scooter. F*ck all y’all. IAM DONE!" (JB)
"Good!!! Go ‘retire’ or whatever bullish*t attention ur trying to get." (SG)
"Can’t hear you over my cash, babe! You’re only famous cuz of me. You know it. I know. Everybody knows. Bye. … Go f**k someone else. Keep that talentless p***y away from me!" (JB)
Such language from lil' Biebsy!!
Now the big - or maybe small -question is when will the d*ck pics make their debut?
[Image via Instagram.]