Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
OMG!!! Hanging out with Sally Jessy Raphael on a party bus with a stripper pole is the most fun a guy can have without taking his clothes off!!
Oh, wait — we almost did that too, LOLz!!
Srsly, though — homegurl is a daytime talk LEGEND and we were completely honored to be the first guest on her fabulous new show Sally Jessy Rides!
She asked us a bunch of wonderfully probing questions and we filled her in on everything from our woman-crush on RiRi to the massive Mediannoche most Cubans keep in their pants!
Ch-ch-check out our EXCLUSIVE! kiki (above)!
Yes!!! We loved talking with Sally so much!!! We got some exercise in on the stripper pole and we even got to show off pictures of our totes adorable son, Perez Jr.!!!
Make sure and watch us on the premiere episode of Sally Jessy Rides tonight on LogoTV.com at 9AM PST.