If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Aww, even after a career change, Blanda Eggenschwiler still stands by her man!
That's what you call true love, folks! Lolz!
Joe Jonas was spotted out in WeHo on Monday evening after a dinner date with his lovely GF at Gracias Madre!
After the romantic dinner, the two stood idly by the valet stand, waiting for their ride to show up!
For some reason Blandy was shying away from all the flashing lights, but luckily Joey was there to protecter from the intrusive cameras!
Talk about a sweet boyfy!
If your man is willing to wave down some pesky paps for you, he's definitely a keeper!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]