One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
So did Justin Bieber catch a lucky break? Or is he really keeping his nose cleaner than anyone thinks?
According to recent reports, police who raided the Biebs' home looking for video evidence of his egg toss passed up enough drugs to make Scarface blush!
But police are now denying that claim!
The Los Angeles Sheriff says that not only did cops not find any more illicit substances than reported, but that there wasn't even a whiff of pot, and that the house was "well kept and clean" and "didn't smell or have an unusual odor."
That doesn't sound like the stories we've heard of a house strewn with empty cough syrup bottles and smelling like Coachella!
But if the warrant was limited to egg-vidence, would the police even be allowed to comment publicly on the appearance of drugs?
Maybe the police can only discuss actual criminal charges, like those against Lil Za?
Or maybe they don't want to look bad for having missed all those cookie jars?
We're not sure who isn't being completely honest here or which reports to believe, but right now the picture is just too fuzzy.
[Image via Instagram.]