So sad and scary.
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However, apparently the young man in question is gonna need a lot more than that!
According to sources, Yeezy's alleged punch fest of an 18-year old who threw racial epithets at Kim Kardashian will most likely not result in a public trial, as the teen's lawyer has called 'Ye's people to strike a civil settlement!
Over 30 reported punches and no injuries? Kanye must apparently be thankful he didn't take boxing lessons before all this went down!
Reportedly, the teen wants several hundred thousand dollars, which probably means that Kanye and Kim can't get married on the International Space Station, and that they'll have to settle for Versailles.