Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
We could have told you that Katy Perry's boobs exist on this earth By The Grace Of God!
But the Unconditionally singer told GQ Magazine that her divine D-cups are no less than a gift from God!
"I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?'
God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually."
Well, we're pretty sure we've never seen a better argument against atheism!
It's enough to make John Mayer put his hands together! LOLz!
[Image via GQ.]