The 27-year-old added that his wife, Anna, has known about his lewd acts for years.
Now, she's remembering what she thought when he first told her:
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We could have told you that Katy Perry's boobs exist on this earth By The Grace Of God!
But the Unconditionally singer told GQ Magazine that her divine D-cups are no less than a gift from God!
"I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?'
God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually."
Well, we're pretty sure we've never seen a better argument against atheism!
It's enough to make John Mayer put his hands together! LOLz!
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