As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
"Just like everybody else—just a lot bigger. He starts green and then goes back to his human form at the end, naturally. He gets big and then gets small… [It requires a] woman with a very big… heart."
Ha! Maybe we'll all get lucky and The Incredible Hulk will #HULKSMASH Tom Hiddleston again, but this time with his big green peen!
[Image via WENN.]