Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
"Just like everybody else—just a lot bigger. He starts green and then goes back to his human form at the end, naturally. He gets big and then gets small… [It requires a] woman with a very big… heart."
Ha! Maybe we'll all get lucky and The Incredible Hulk will #HULKSMASH Tom Hiddleston again, but this time with his big green peen!
[Image via WENN.]